1 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:13,147 [roaring on TV] 2 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:15,649 [both gasping] 3 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:18,452 Frankenstein vs. Snakes 3D 4 00:00:18,486 --> 00:00:22,590 is the best monster vs. snakes movie ever. 5 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:25,459 It's the best movie ever because we stole it out of Justin's room. 6 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:28,229 [both laugh] 7 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:35,603 Hey, Alex, check it out. Justin's in 3D, too. 8 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:40,208 Oh, so ugly. It's like right in front of me. 9 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:44,678 Those are my 3D glasses. That is my rare copy of Frankenstein vs. Snakes. 10 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:48,649 Off. And, hey! Those are my wheat-free breadsticks! 11 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:51,352 Now, I don't have a snack that's not gonna slow me down. 12 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:56,390 You're always sneaking in my room and taking stuff, and I'm sick of it. 13 00:00:56,424 --> 00:01:00,561 And you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna Alex-proof my room. 14 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:03,431 Again? Well, go ahead. 15 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:07,067 Your door of flames worked out great for me. Watching your eyebrows smoke? 16 00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:08,702 Hilarious. 17 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:14,575 Ooh, this is so great. I don't know whose side to be on. 18 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:17,378 - I pick Alex. - I'm not worried about it. 19 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:20,047 You'll come to my side as soon as you hear something you like. 20 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:24,685 - No, I won't. - Want to be my lab assistant while I Alex-proof my room? 21 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:29,123 Assistant? I am switching sides! 22 00:01:29,157 --> 00:01:31,659 - What? - Sorry, Alex. 23 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:33,727 I might get to wear a lab coat. 24 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:39,233 gonna be a breeze * * Well, you know everything's 25 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:41,202 * That the end will no doubt justify the means * 26 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:43,604 * You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease * 27 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:44,838 * Yes, please 28 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:46,640 it'll go to your head * * But you might find out 29 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:48,609 * When you write a report on a book you never read * 30 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,844 * With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed * 31 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:52,646 * That's what I said 32 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:56,083 * Everything is not what it seems * 33 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:59,587 * When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams * 34 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:03,657 * You might run into trouble if you go to extremes * 35 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:08,262 * Because everything is not what it seems * 36 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:11,465 * Everything is not what it seems * 37 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:15,669 * When you can have what you want by the simplest of means * 38 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:19,106 * Be careful not to mess with the balance of things * 39 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:23,344 * Because everything is not 40 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:25,279 * What it seems * 41 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,629 Get the brain from the wizard brain store? 42 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:45,633 Yes, I did. Yes, I did, master. 43 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,701 What's with the weird Yoda impression? 44 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:51,372 - Give me the brain. - Fine. 45 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:54,708 I got a great deal on it. You know, 46 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:56,577 left to get me And I had enough wizard money 47 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:59,179 that has my name on it. this cool key chain 48 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:01,382 That says "Dan." 49 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:05,519 really fast, it looks like Max. Yeah, I know. But if you move it 50 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:10,691 Max! Dude... 51 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:13,160 it's hamburger meat. This isn't the brain, 52 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:18,299 a great deal on the key chain. OK, so I didn't get such 53 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:19,800 It cost all the money you gave me. 54 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:26,340 Go stand guard in the hall while I figure this out, Max. 55 00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:28,676 Yeah. But it's gonna take me a while to figure out 56 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:32,646 the flashlight on this thing. Oh, there it is. Got it. 57 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:47,795 [drill whirring] 58 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:54,568 Max, get in here! 59 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:59,340 Yo! Justin, check it out. 60 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:02,310 I found this raisin by the mouse hole. Wanna split it? 61 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:07,648 Wait a second. That might be poop. 62 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:10,351 I've done it. I've done it! 63 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:12,686 I've created something that will keep Alex out of my room. 64 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,423 For good. I give you... 65 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:18,359 ...FrankenGirl! 66 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:26,734 We just need a small electrical charge to bring her to life. Hand me those circus balloons. 67 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,502 - These? - Yes. 68 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,372 The blue one. 69 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:34,775 Thank you. 70 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,952 Not enough electricity. 71 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:47,855 I know a spell. 72 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:50,491 OK. 73 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:53,761 We need electricity and a lot 74 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:56,764 Give me 1.21 gigawatts 75 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,469 [gasping] That's good! 76 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:03,070 Enough electricity. 77 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:14,314 Buggle! 78 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:19,753 She's alive! 79 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:20,854 She's alive! 80 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:24,525 She's alive! 81 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:32,933 I have melded magic with technology to create life! 82 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:38,639 Your name is FrankenGirl. 83 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:41,842 Your mission in life is to capture Alex 84 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:44,878 when she enters my room. 85 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:48,816 As you wish. That is my mission. 86 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,418 Perfect. 87 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:55,856 Cool key chain. 88 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:01,829 [moaning] 89 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,399 Hey, you want a raisin? 90 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:08,936 Poop. 91 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,506 Good! 92 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:22,550 We need to make a list of extracurriculars for you. 93 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:24,351 They look good on college applications. 94 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:28,622 Well, does sneaking into Justin's room look good on an application? 95 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:30,958 If you're applying to prison. 96 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:36,997 - How'd it go? - Not good. I don't know what we're gonna do with her. 97 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:38,899 Ooh, I know what you could do with her. 98 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:42,369 Buy her a mini-fridge and send her to her room. 99 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:46,640 We could take the old nightstand and put ice in the drawers. And then... 100 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:51,545 She has to go to college and move out. She has to. 101 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:55,583 Um... Alex, honey, I think what your mother is trying to explain 102 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:58,919 is that your graduation day is gonna be a day that we all celebrate 103 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:03,724 for different reasons and in different ways. 104 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,960 OK. Good talk. 105 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:09,863 - Jerry! - No. You know what? 106 00:07:09,897 --> 00:07:13,601 I was gonna surprise you guys, but since you're all on my back 107 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:19,006 about my extracurr-ackulars, I will just... I will just tell you. 108 00:07:20,908 --> 00:07:23,443 I joined Book Club. 109 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:25,646 And I finished Book Club. 110 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:30,450 Are you sure you didn't mean Comic Book Club? 111 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:35,489 Yeah. No, no. They even gave me an award for reading the most books. 112 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:37,758 You understand that I'm proud of you, 113 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:41,895 and you also understand because you're you, I'm gonna need proof. 114 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:44,965 Of course, Daddy. One award, coming up. 115 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:50,771 All right. I need an award, so let's go to Justin's room. 116 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:55,008 Hey, Alex, I'm on your side again. Justin insulted me. 117 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:58,512 He got all mad because I got hamburger meat for his monster's brains. 118 00:07:58,546 --> 00:08:03,016 An Alex-proofing monster with a meatloaf brain? 119 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:04,151 Come on! 120 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:11,892 - Let's just get the trophy and get out of here. - Don't worry. 121 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,827 We'll take care of the monster first. 122 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:16,029 Where would a monster with meat for brains hide? 123 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:17,898 Over here! 124 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:19,533 [screaming] 125 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:21,935 [continues screaming] 126 00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:25,873 - [grunting] - [screaming] 127 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:29,610 Sorry, Alex. I faint when I'm scared, 128 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:32,245 but I'm also scared of fainting, so then I wake up. 129 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:35,916 [growling] I capture Alex in Justin's room! 130 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:38,619 [screaming] 131 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:42,990 Sounds like my monster trap has sprung. 132 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,092 Nice, dude. I'm on your side now. 133 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:48,829 - Weren't you always on my side? - Up until that question. 134 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:52,165 - [screaming] - Harper, do not look at the monster. 135 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,968 - You'll faint again. - OK. OK. I'm just gonna keep my eyes shut, 136 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:57,805 keep looking for the trophy and let's get out of here. 137 00:08:57,838 --> 00:09:01,508 [grunting] 138 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,878 - I found the trophy! - Harper, that's not the trophy. 139 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:07,581 That's the meatloaf brain that Max... 140 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:09,182 Wait a minute. 141 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:13,887 If that's in there... what's in there? 142 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:17,625 I don't know what you're looking at. My eyes are closed. 143 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:22,596 I have motherboard 60840 for brain. 144 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:25,565 He put his old laptop in there. 145 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,134 So your brain thinks like a computer? 146 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:32,172 [grunting] 147 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:35,142 OK. I'm gonna take that as a yes. Um... 148 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:37,778 Can you just give me one second? OK. Psst. 149 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,546 Come here. 150 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,982 What's that thing you do to quit something on a computer? 151 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,985 Oh! You hit the control, alt and delete keys. 152 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:48,188 Right. Uh, hey, FrankenGirl. 153 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:52,926 Since you kind of have us trapped in here, we're sort of, like, totally under your... 154 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:56,930 - Control? - Yes. 155 00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:59,166 Now, here's a little brainteaser for you. 156 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:03,771 What's a delicious ice cream drink without an "M"? 157 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,138 [grunts] 158 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,612 Alt? 159 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:16,049 I was gonna say, "Ilkshake." 160 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:23,023 And now, I'd like you to say the word "delete." 161 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:26,593 Delete. That wasn't so... 162 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:30,130 - Wait a minute. - [beeping, machinery winding down] 163 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:33,000 Thank you very much. 164 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:35,903 This will work as a Book Club trophy. Let's get out of here. 165 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:38,071 A-ha! 166 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:39,272 No! 167 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,712 Nice Alex-proofing, Justin. 168 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:48,148 But it looks like I finished Book Club. 169 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:51,752 I am on your side now. What can I say? 170 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,821 I love a winner. 171 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:56,289 OK, Alex. It's payback time. 172 00:10:56,323 --> 00:11:00,694 You want to come in my room and take things? Well, here you go. 173 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,329 Bring FrankenGirl back to alive 174 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:05,165 You're Alex's BFF and that's no jive 175 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,767 Hey, nanny nanny Ha cha cha 176 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,069 [beeping] 177 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:11,204 [growling] 178 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:14,107 Best friend forever. 179 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:19,212 - Take that, Alex. - Nice try, Justin. 180 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:21,181 Say, "Control, alt, delete." 181 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,183 Control. Alt. Delete. 182 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:27,721 A-ha. You know the "Hey, nanny nanny, ha cha cha" part? 183 00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:31,892 - That was a spell lock. - [FrankenGirl laughs] 184 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:35,796 We need to make friendship totally stronger. Let's share secrets. 185 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:38,198 Mine is that I'm a chocoholic. 186 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:42,302 I love it, but it goes straight to my forehead. 187 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:47,207 - Now, you go. - OK, here's mine. 188 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,076 This ain't really working out for me. 189 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:51,144 Slumber party! 190 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,824 [FrankenGirl laughing] 191 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,696 We're good BFFs. Let's share secrets. 192 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:13,066 [laughing] This arm belonged to a seamstress. 193 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,902 [laughing] 194 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:20,908 Good morning, Alex. You guys look adorable. 195 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,012 Dude, I am definitely on your side. 196 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:28,281 No thanks, dude. You can't keep switching sides. You're done. 197 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:31,919 All right. Fine. Then I'm on Alex's side. 198 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,987 No, no, no. You're not on my side either. 199 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:38,425 What? No side? No, I can't be side-less. 200 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:43,797 - I gotta find a side. - Keep walking, shorty. [laughs] 201 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,970 Well, come on, Alex. It's time to go to school. 202 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:53,273 OK. Well, FrankenGirl, go upstairs and get our sweaters. 203 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:56,276 - Not the matching ones. - [chuckles] 204 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:58,979 No. I see what you're doing. You're using the sweater delay 205 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:02,816 so you don't bring FrankenGirl to school. After I leave, you'll just stay here. 206 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:05,152 It'll work because you can't bear to be late for school. 207 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:09,056 I thought you might think of that. Mom! Dad! Come down from upstairs! 208 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,825 Come on, everybody. Gonna be late. 209 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:14,494 It's Manhattan Walk Your Child to School Day. 210 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,998 There's no such thing as Manhattan Walk Your Child to School Day. 211 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,834 Yes, there is. Justin showed us on his laptop. 212 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:24,204 And if it's on a computer, it's gotta be true. Let's go! 213 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:28,075 OK. We better hurry up because I walk fast! Go! 214 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,044 Alex, wait up. 215 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,922 Nicely played, Justin, but look around. 216 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:45,025 I am in school and there's no FrankenGirl. 217 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:48,061 - [FrankenGirl growling] - Nice try, Justin. 218 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,497 Make the little "grrr" noises to freak me out. 219 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,433 Oh, gosh! 220 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:56,203 You forgot your sweater. [laughs] 221 00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:01,574 Revenge is so... cozy. 222 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:06,813 How did you find out what school I go to? 223 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:10,050 Funny story. I got list of all schools in New York. 224 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,085 But then I realized, with my luck, 225 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:14,554 you would be in last school I looked in, 226 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:19,126 so I just went to last school. [laughs] 227 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:28,035 [crashing] 228 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:31,604 - [laughing] - [laughing] 229 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,943 That was nice. 230 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:41,881 Miss Russo, Max tells me you have a new friend. 231 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,984 I'm on his side now. 232 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,287 Right, um... 233 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:52,159 She's actually a new student. And her name is Frankie Stein. 234 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:55,628 - [laughing] - Frankie Stein. 235 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:59,032 That's a grip that could hogtie a steer. 236 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,168 Funny. 237 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:04,371 The office didn't mention any new students. 238 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:07,174 This isn't one of your schemes, is it, Miss Russo? 239 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:14,047 See, this is the part where I pretend I don't know what schemes means. 240 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:17,084 And then you pull out a dictionary and make me look it up. 241 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,619 And... Let's just go to your office. 242 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,990 Friend of Alex is friend of mine. 243 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:26,126 Let's share secrets. [laughs] 244 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,427 OK. 245 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:33,466 [whispering] I don't have a college degree. 246 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,638 Whoo! 247 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,640 That sure lightened the spiritual load. 248 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:44,477 Thanks. Shh... 249 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:52,052 Wow! Nice save. 250 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:56,256 Destruction of property, getting me out of trouble. 251 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,626 I've got a secret. I like you. 252 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:02,996 But don't tell Justin. Wait. 253 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,432 - We should tell Justin. - [laughs] 254 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:11,104 Hey, Justin, check this out. In biology class, 255 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:14,441 when they passed out frogs for us to dissect, she ate it. 256 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:18,145 [laughs] Good. 257 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:21,681 How embarrassing for you. You got an F. 258 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:25,485 No, it was hilarious. I mean, I was gonna get an F, anyway. 259 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,387 I had mine on a stick, dancing. 260 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:30,390 [laughing] 261 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:35,262 Oh. The nerd store called and they want your face back. 262 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,397 [both laughing] 263 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:40,200 Of course. I make her your BFF, 264 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:43,103 she's gonna make fun of me, too. Great. 265 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:47,240 Yep. Looks like your revenge... 266 00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:50,277 ...revunged. 267 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,145 Oh, come on. "Revunged?" 268 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,714 Look it up. 269 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:58,118 [laughing] 270 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:09,296 Hey, guys. Hey. 271 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:12,465 Since it's all, um, working out here, 272 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:15,468 here's something that looks like it would be fun. 273 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:19,406 - Cheerleading tryouts. - Yeah, well, good luck with that, Justin. 274 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,208 I'm sure you'll look great in a skirt. 275 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,042 [both laughing] 276 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:26,613 Hey, hey. Let's go wreck stuff that's too high for me to reach. 277 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,752 Alex doesn't think cheerleading's cool 278 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,255 Make FrankenGirl a cheerleading fool 279 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:42,762 Alex, I want to go to cheerleader tryouts. 280 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,198 Good idea. Let's go make fun of them. 281 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:49,068 No! No. I want to be cheerleader. 282 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:52,239 Yeah, and I wanna graduate in four years, but it's not gonna happen. 283 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:56,243 No! I want to be cheerleader! 284 00:17:56,276 --> 00:18:00,313 [grunting] I want to be cheerleader! 285 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,455 And if I may... 286 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:11,791 You know what's even better than being a cheerleader, FrankenGirl? 287 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:16,763 Being a cheerleader with your friend. Now, that is total BFF stuff. 288 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:21,268 Come on, Alex. We be cheerleaders together. 289 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,370 I think you're the real monster. 290 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:31,311 - Harper? - Alex? [screams] 291 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,813 Ah! 292 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,782 [panting] What are you doing here? 293 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:39,286 - What are you doing here? - I asked you first. 294 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:42,189 - OK, I'm a cheerleader. - I'm your best friend. 295 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,424 How could I not know that you were a cheerleader? 296 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,394 Let's see. You've never been to an assembly or a basketball game. 297 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:50,297 The only time you're here after school is when you have to be here, 298 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,599 if you know what I'm trying to say. 299 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,535 Detention. There, I said it. 300 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,771 I am so hurt that you would keep this from me. 301 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,640 Friends aren't supposed to keep secrets. 302 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,875 Oh! [whispers] Wizard. 303 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:07,514 Wow! Wow, someone's not ever gonna let that one go, are they? 304 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,352 Well, I think it's great that you're a cheerleader. 305 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:16,356 Because you can keep FrankenGirl busy 306 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:20,460 - while I sneak out. - OK, ladies. 307 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:24,764 Miss Sauberman and I are here to judge this year's prize heifers. 308 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:30,437 Sorry. Some of these western phrases don't translate so well. 309 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:34,607 Miss Russo, you're trying out for cheerleading? 310 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:37,444 Not exactly the extracurricular I'd expect from you. 311 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:42,582 Oh, but she's gonna do it. Isn't that right, Frankie? 312 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,183 [laughing] 313 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:49,422 - Aw! - OK, Justin. You win. 314 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:51,858 I won't sneak into your room again and take anything. 315 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:55,228 I actually believe you. 316 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:58,365 But you're still gonna try out. Mr. Laritate, she's ready! 317 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,368 Harper, get the girls ready. 318 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:02,802 All right, buddy up! 319 00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:05,305 [FrankenGirl laughing] 320 00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:08,375 [cheering] 321 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:11,378 All right. So this is some of your basic steps. Now, let's do this. 322 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,214 Ready? OK! 323 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:18,651 - [dance music plays] - [Harper] One, two, three, four, 324 00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:19,986 five, six, seven, eight! 325 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,265 [gobbling] Go Turkeys! 326 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:37,470 - [girl yelling] - [screaming] 327 00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:48,648 Oh! 328 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,888 - Ouch! - She's cut. 329 00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:00,493 And... spirit! 330 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:11,471 Well, Justin, I don't know how you did it, but it's true. 331 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,606 You got Alex to join an extracurricular. 332 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:18,378 As soon as she found out her best friends were doing it, she couldn't say no. 333 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:21,314 Oh, you really are the perfect son. 334 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:27,487 - Here's some cash for snacks. - I love you. 335 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:31,924 [announcer] A big hand for what's left of our J.V. Cheer Squad! 336 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,594 Harper Finkel! 337 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,529 - [cheering] - Yeah! Whoo! 338 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,532 Ow! Yeah! 339 00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:42,969 New transfer student, Frankie Stein! 340 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:46,473 [cheering] 341 00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:51,878 And... Alex Russo? 342 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:56,849 - [cheering] - Yeah! 343 00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:59,552 [Justin] That's my sister! 344 00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:01,721 Let's just get this over with, OK? 345 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:03,823 [dance music plays] 346 00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:10,563 [cheering] 347 00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:14,601 - Here we go again. - [grunting] 348 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:19,606 - [crashing] - [Alex screaming] 349 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,576 [laughing] 350 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:35,555 [Alex] I might be a little late to algebra.